Because seriously, some really cheap toilet paper can give you paper cuts. This happened to someone I knew.
This toilet paper had puppies on the package, so I knew it had to be good.
In other news:
Settlers of Catan is a great board game. It's complicated and takes about as long to set up as it does to actually play. But it's fun, usually. If you've never played it...basically you try to build this little civilization by collecting resources to build stuff. The other night we were playing and I was losing. I was losing bad. It was like Sam was the United States and I was a little African third world country. It was terrible because I had no chance to win. I had made some stupid mistakes in the beginning of the game, and especially when you're playing with two people, it's hard to recover from that.
And I started crying. Seriously. I was in tears over a board game. Sam was pretty calm, even though he was thinking: "This is a ridiculous reason to cry." Because it totally is. But he didn't say anything rude, he just suggested we go to sleep. That was a good idea. I don't know how he was so patient, but he was. Seriously, it's super stupid to cry over a board game.
In my defense: I was tired, and I always lose at Settlers. And my birth control makes me super moody (I blame about everything on my birth control. It's great.)
But it was stupid.
Anyway, Sam still loves me and so does Jesus.
p.s. I did win Settlers yesterday! First time EVER!
p.p.s. Did you know that Sam and I met playing Settlers? Yes.